perspectave:

life goal: to live in a house with 40+ dogs

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pornstarwars:

*10th wedding anniversary* 

are you sure you like like me

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Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

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narputo:

Spotted: Madonna trying to leave a London night club (2014)
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

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greenhoused:

Live. Laugh. Communism.(:

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riyoka:

"why are you still playing neopets" 

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prozdvoices:

submitted:

OH man okay so I know you probably get a ton of requests all the time, but it’d be hilARIOUS if you could read the sims fanfic from this post

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Wow, my new favorite fanfiction.  I only hope I could convey the emotional depth of the piece and do it justice.

The whole story is here.

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

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